Friday 3 August 2007

The Life of a Jamaican Taxi- Part 2

Remember me? Yeah, Jerry

I've had a few more experiences on the Jamaican roads. The more experiences i have, the more i wonder if this was such a good move. I mean, I've picked up on some things i realize are standard. I wondered about this when I first got here but then, so many other taxis were doing it so i figured it wouldn't hurt if i did it. For example, i notice that some of my taxi friends have red plates, and others have white plates like mine. So, I asked a friend of mine the other day what the difference was. You can imagine the utter shock when they told me that the red plates were the legal taxis, and the white plates aren't. Red plates are licensed to carry public passenger, i apparently am not. I almost packed up and went back to Japan, but then they consoled me and told me that every one was doing it. So I learned that when transport authority is on the road, i will have to keep my very dark tinted windows wound all the way up, and my route might change a bit to avoid running into the authorities, I also know that this is the only time we carry the proper load, no overloading on those days. These days i like for the relief on my transmission, my owner even takes his foot off the gas sometimes on these days, good relief, yes good relief.

I've also learnt that Jamaicans love their cell phones. It's bad enough i have to deal with all the sounds of my engine but i also have to deal with the constant chatter of Jamaican women on their cell phones. It seems they have no better time to have a conversation with their friend, than when they have boarded my car. I mean, all the things i hear, about i think its 'baby fathers" and all sorts of things. I would have imagined that this was the type of thing you would rather not discuss in public, but. no, that is not the case. Well those are just a few things I've learned since I've been here. I hope my friends in Japan are having fun, I am missing them so much. Till Later, Jerry.

5 comments:

Jamaican Girl said...

Girl.....I came back to read Part 2 and I was happy you had written it. How about a book about the "diary of an illegal taxi in Jamaica". I am sure it would be a bestseller! This is hilarious. I am going to be posting Part 1 and 2 on my blog. I will do it as a link so people will give you some hits.

Anonymous said...

This is absolutley amazing. I left Jamaica a few years ago and reading this I'm laughing my rear off. Good memories, good stories. Keep writing girl you have talent.

Keas said...

thank you. :)

LADY ROOTS said...

After reading pts 1 & 2, I agree with "Jamaican girl" that a book is in order. I know I would buy it.
Lots of words on the internet, but so little great writing. Just your imagination sets you apart.
Bless up,
Lady Roots

Anonymous said...

LOL this reminds me of my Jamaica taxi stories. Every time I'm there, at least ONE of my rides would appear in a travel guide's "What Not to Do" section. But sometimes you just do it anyways....and meet the greatest people.

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