4:17 pm
Keas
You know, i'm not really afraid of lizards per se! I just dont like them in my house!!!!!!! Well apparently this little croaking lizard decided, clearly without my permission, to take up residence in my kitchen!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe the audacity of the vermin!!!!!!!I know it was intentional retribution for my killing some relative of his not so long ago. I know this, he knows this, and unfortunately he has the upper hand because, for the life of me I am completely scared out of my crazy mind to kill the blasted thing...and he knows...
So, first incident...I went away for Christmas and I think my long absence from home gave him the brilliant idea to move in. When i came home in the new year the stupid thing decided to let his presence known by jumping off the counter at me...can u believe it - i nearly passed out from shock
Second incident...One day after coming home from work tired and all, the thing was sitting on my kitchen counter staring at me. All attempts to shew it failed and we had a stare off; me vs little Lizzy, well, needless to say i won the stare off because again, the blasted thing decided to jump at me again...but alas he missed and I sprinted to my room and shut the door
We're still having our little battle, yesterday while taking my pans out the cupboard to start my cooking the blasted thing-little Lizzy, jumped out the cupboard, but i think i might finally be getting the upper hand because he scurried away and hid behind the stove...I know ur there little Lizzy....
I wonder whats gonna happen next...hopefully i will soon find the courage to kill the blasted thing...
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