Thursday 23 August 2007

Things I've leanrt Because of Hurricane Dean



1. You only NEED five 160z cups of water to bathe.

2. It is invariably better to live in Kingston, especially Kgn 6.

3. Your cellphone although never used, will lose battery power at an alarmingly fast rate.

4. There will always be some idiot outside with an umbrealla trying to fix something during the passage of the hurricane.

5. Its a good time to practice holding your bladder for as long as you can.

6. Don't fry an egg.

7. Using your secret mind power from Things to do when bored Is a whole lot of fun when there is a hurricane.

8. Its a lot easier to go through ur neighbour's garbage pan when all the contents are flying all over the place.

9. After a hurricane surprisingly is the only time the Garbage Truck comes on the right day and at the right time.

10. There are too many electricity grids in kingston and it sucks when the person next door to you is on one with electricity and you're not.

11. Flying Zinc although quite a tragedy is quite interesting to watch.

12. Tourists are even more fascinating to watch when they are trying to scramble out of a country which will soon be devasted by hurricane, than flying zinc.

13. TGI Fridays is open until 10pm the night before an expected hurricane.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was a funny commentary:)

Anonymous said...

jsut a question, why not fry an egg during an hurricane?

Keas said...

Well two things...it might make you want to visit the bathroom for a number two, and it smells horrible- which doesnt work if u cant open up the place or if u cant right then and there wash up ur dishes

Anonymous said...

huh, interesting. The smell would only ocurr if the egg is bad though, and would also result in visiting the bathroom. I guess bad egg and hard boiled egg could result in bathroom rush, but seeing how windy it is and heavy rainfall, you could push yu romp thru di wondow and do yu business and hope dat nutten no lick it off.

Good one though, keep writing, read your blogs everyday.

owen said...

interestng list. i need to make a place to put this

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