Sunday 16 September 2007

Are Men Just Stupid or are Women Better Liars?

Well thats the question, are men just stupid or are they just bad liars?

Unfortunately most of us, I've realized are unfaithful at least once in our lives in our relationships. Men Cheat, women cheat, but apparently women cheat better. This is a truth, it has to be because most breakups that end due to one partner finding about about the infidelity of the other, ends because the woman finds out about the man. Here is why i think men are either just stupid or women are really good at this unfaithful thing.


1. Have you ever heard a guy talking to his girlfriend on the phone when he is in the c0mpany of another woman. It's quite hilarious. He automatically has the guilty sound in his voice, because all the usual qualities of his voice changes, pitch etc. The conversation doesn't follow the guy's usual pattern, he hardly talks and he just sounds so guilty. tsk tsk tsk...poor guy

2. You always know when a guy is talking to another woman on the phone, whether or not its a woman that he is involved with or not. It's not really their fault. I mean, he can't talk to a girl the same way he would talk to a guy. But guys know this and if a girl calls when he is with his girlfriend then he starts acting weird/suspicious. He'll keep glancing at his girlfriend and can't help but look quite uncomfortable and the conversation usually has alot of "huhs and hmm hmms and oks"...

3. If a guy's other woman calls when he is with his girlfriend, the other girl always knows. men are hopeless at this one. It's impossible for him to pretend he is just talking to a friend. In jumps the suspicious behaviour and voice again. I mean even if the other girl called to ask about something non relationship related like giving him a message from another friend or something to that effect.

4. The general tendency though, for men, is to not answer the phone any at all if he is with his other woman and the girlfriend calls. I mean i can understand that too, considering we know that they can't have a normal conversation in that kind of environment. But ignoring the g/f call all evening and not even coming up with a good story is really just a bad idea guys. Just answer.

Women don't behave like this, hence the better liar explanation. If a girl is with another man she is going to answer the phone and act as normal as possible, quite normal, you cant tell if anything is wrong. If the other man calls when she is with her boyfriend, she answers, no reason to act all weird, after all, her phone always rings, friends always call, not answering would be quite suspicious, we know that, guys need to realize that too. And if you ask who is that, then we will quickly off up the honest answer, its "Jim".

I'm not promoting this unfaithful behaviour, you know, but geesh if you gonna do it, do it properly, save yourself and the women involved the agony of finding out about each other, its better for all parties. Clearly being faithful is the easiest way of avoiding agony, but i know its not gonna go down that way so guys, buck up and get better with your acts, we're worth the effort.

7 comments:

shonari said...

hahahaha s true. mi nah go argue wid dah one deh. one way to know how a girl cheating....shit i dont know....damn

Unknown said...

LOL! YEs I agree women are just better liars! .... BTW I'll keep those mistakes in mind (wink)

Unknown said...

Men simply don't put in as much planning as women do.

RoXanStone said...

i have a saying about men...they are like ziploc bags, they hold it all in but you see right thru them. it's very easy to read up a guy, no matter how impenetrable he thinks he is. men always create behavioural patterns, any deviations will immediately give him away. [thats the mistake all men make. they all do the same bullshit yackiesha outlined. it's like at birth they were all handed a script with the same f/king lines lol].

as for cheating women, damn i'm a girl and i cant explain it. just say i think it will be very easy to cheat on a guy and not get caught. we might not even have to lie about it so fewer lies are easier to remember. men dont ask as many questions and are busy being inattentive that they might not notice...which is prob y dem get bun inna d first place.

women dont even have to plan it. we just need motive and opportunity, and MAYBE an alibi. the rest is history and will fall into place neatly. there are no tell tale signs. so as shonari said...dem cyaa know, unless some higher power feels sorry for the poor bf.

PS these are not trade secrets, just how i imagine it lol...thank God i'm a good girl, i think i'd be real good at being bad *evil laugh*

Anonymous said...

they gotta be better know why? they search, the look, they pry, they figure out all the things you be out there doing ... then, guess what after developing that craft so well the transition is a cinch

Anonymous said...

That is so true....lol me and my girlfriends laugh about that all the time....Plus when a woman tells a lie they rememebr it for years to come...the men forget it by the next week, so they always get caught :-)

owen said...

I am not the least bit surprised, most women are oppurtunists, and before yall take the oppurtunity to hang me by my words I’ll second my own statement by saying that women (if left to their own means) are conniving, devious little minions too.

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