Looking Back

So for the weekend i'm leaving a filler really. So here goes...Previous PostsMurphy's LawsLife of A Jamaican Taxi Part 1Life of a Jamaican Taxi Part 2Life of a Jamaican Taxi Part 3Concept of Jamaican TimeApplication for a "Goodaz"Flavoured Animal FoodSide Effects of a PainkillerEnjoy the weeke...

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When Murphy Decides to Take Over Your Life

You know Murphy's Laws right? The most basic one and the one on which all others are founded pretty much says "If anything can go wrong, it will"Well lucky for me i got to experience Murphy's Laws the other day, first hand yippee (can you hear the sarcasm in my voice...sigh)So anyway, my job happens to carry me on the road everyday into the worst possible parts of Kingston, like, Waterhouse, Rae Town, Tavern, Tivoli etc etc...you get the idea. Now this is bad enough without any extra drama. Thank goodness, so far i haven't experienced anything unsavory directly resulting from being in these areas, like shoot outs etc, especially considering that i found out the other day that the only thing my job doesn't insure against is gun shot wounds....

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I Don't Have a Clue What Title To Give This Post

I read a post by Shonari about Scary Movie Cliches the other day. I nodded my head in agreement, even commented on it. It had me thinking that scary movies are so cliche. I used to watch scary movies and think, why the heck would i be walking down a dark road at night or across campus at odd hours of the night, or down dark scary alley ways by myself at night. I always think that. That's just stupid NOBODY does that, seriously, people are more sensible than that. Right? Ha...yeah right.So here I am, the other night, wanting to go over to campus at about 7pm, when its dark out. I have to walk over to campus from where i live or charter a taxi, me nuh rich, so i opted to walk, no big deal it was only 7pm. It never hit me how much of a typical...

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Are Men Just Stupid or are Women Better Liars?

Well thats the question, are men just stupid or are they just bad liars?Unfortunately most of us, I've realized are unfaithful at least once in our lives in our relationships. Men Cheat, women cheat, but apparently women cheat better. This is a truth, it has to be because most breakups that end due to one partner finding about about the infidelity of the other, ends because the woman finds out about the man. Here is why i think men are either just stupid or women are really good at this unfaithful thing.1. Have you ever heard a guy talking to his girlfriend on the phone when he is in the c0mpany of another woman. It's quite hilarious. He automatically has the guilty sound in his voice, because all the usual qualities of his voice changes, pitch...

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Man How Times Have Changed

I'm sitting here doing some blog management and with no particular inspiration decided not to do a post today. I log out and decide to go and check my Facebook...and it hit me..."man how times have changed" I have about 60 pics of me and my friends on my facebook account, i have numerous pictures of myself all over the internet; at parties, functions, even my work place has managed to post a picture of me somewhere on their website- without my knowledge or permission. I had to laugh because not so long ago i wouldn't even send a pic to a friend via the internet because it could be intercepted by crazy people and be manipulated...blah blah blah blah blah...you get the idea. When i talked on messenger, i used to ignore people i didn't know already,...

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Sometimes I'm Not A "Girl" Because

1. I like Guinness, and i like it hot and i don't drink "beer"2. I don't see why guys need to put "the seat" back down...we need it down, they need it up, i mean whats the deal3. I don't like pink --------> despite the fact that its taking over my wardrobe4. I think men invented heels bc i hate them and its one other way for them to make women miserable! Which is why i tend to no wear them5. I don't think casual sex should lead to a relationship...i defintely don't think sex means we are in a relationship or heading down that road6. I go out with the guys and drink...and i drink as much as they do :P7. I don't see why my hair must always be perfect...8. I've taken 60 mintues to get ready to go out and that included: washing my hair, drying...

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Sugar Daddy Me

This morning, right before i got into work, I work at UWI, i saw this car stop a couple feet in front of me, and out pops a young girl. She looked as though she was in first year (ah the freshers have this young, fresh, expectant look still, not the i want to leave this flipping place look) step out of a car and off to her classes...we hope...i instinctively looked at who was driving (cause me fass a so me stay...lol) i thought, oh cool her dad dropped her off. In the next instant, almost reflexively i thought..."or at least i hope its her dad"...Sigh...I couldn't help but automatically think that this guy could be her man, her sugar daddy. According to Wiki, yes wiki actually has a definition for sugar daddy, can you believe it! A "Sugar Daddy"...

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Contact Me

Well I thought I'd give you guys a way to contact me if you so desire About anything, maybe you have a comment thats not related to any particular post, about the blog in general etc. Feel free to say hi.Name:Email:Message:Oh and later on if you come back...i hope you do...then you can always leave a comment in my Contact Me bar on the right ->...about anything...

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Application for a "Goodaz"

"Goodaz fi dem gyal you a goodaz fi demgoodaz fi dem gyal you a goodaz fi demso walk out walk out wid you fren (lawd)just look pon dem an singmi back mi back mi back mi back mi back back back (rah)"Tony Matterhorn- "Goodaz" I thought it interesting. The term "goodaz" has been floating around so much, ah what music can do. Some people don't even know what a Goodaz is. This is kinda my idea of what a "Goodaz" is...so check out the application form, hey you can even fill it out and send it in if you like...lol...see if you qualify to be a goodaz.See my application for a "goodaz" here or click this link Application for GoodazYou'll be required to open a word document...don't worry you wont have to save it...

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Things You Are Better Off Not Knowing

document.write(yourName) There are so many scary facts floating around out there, that we really probably would be better off not knowing about. But...since I know and i feel a tinge of "bad mind", and knowledge is in fact power and i want everyone to have the opportunity to experience the joys of power (the wonderful person i am), I thought I'd share.So here is a list of some of the things we really would have been better off not knowing. Yes, these are all true, according to some study somewhere. I don't want to shock you too much so I'll just give you about five today.1. On average, your office desk has 400 times more bacteria than your toilet. Yes, your office desk, the one you are sitting at now, while you are reading this, and probably...

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I Think my Boss is....

I don't want to say crazy. I mean, its not nice to say people are crazy but she drives me crazy and she knows it. I've manged to, over the years, get a hold of my tongue, to some extent. I no longer just say what i want, how i feel, whenever i want. I hear that's what makes us civil and tolerable and stuff like that, that's, well, people say, important. What i haven't, however, managed to do is...(sigh) mask my feelings on my face. What I'm thinking shows, especially if I'm thinking any of the above things, "what the f^&K are you talking about", "you are so annoying me right now", "go away", "i just spent 3 months working on that and it was fine the last 300 times i carried it to you for approval, what the f*@!k you mean you want...changed?!"...

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