Monday 16 June 2008

The Problem with men is...

Drum Roll please.......

Women....

can u believe, who would have thought, right?

Now i suppose it sounds as though i'm selling out my fellow women but it would seem as though all that is man revolves around woman and therefore it must mean that the problem with men is....


Woman...
right?
Now, it seems to me that all men do is to impress women. They buy fancy cars that go too fast and make too much noise, all in the name of impressing us women. They work all their lives in order to make enough money to buy other things, big toys, in oder to impress us, women. They go to the gym and spend hours and hours and hours working out in order to build muscles and get a nice lean body in order to impress us women. They go to parties dressed to kill with a wad of cash in their pockets to pick up women. Buy cell phones for lots and lots of money so they can impress us women. The list goes on and on and on...and it all ends with us Women...

but then they:

spend all their time modifying the cars instead of on their women. they spend so much time at work making money that they miss the point, spending time with their women giving her the attention and love she needs, buying big toys but then they never bother to spend time using them with her. They go to the gym and get big bulky muscles in order to impress women, but then their muscles become their manhood and they neglect actually being a real man on the inside. They have the money and the looks to kill at a party but then they spend the whole night just standing around trying to look suave and forget to actually enjoy themselves, such a turn off. Then the cell phones, they have them, but ha, would they ever use them to call the same women they try to impress? nope never... so i guess the problem with men isn't really woman its actually that they spend so much time trying to do so many things to impress us, they forget about the one thing that actually matters....

Personality

3 comments:

Tami said...

True.

Unknown said...

I like this one. I totally agree.

kharlar said...

good point ... women require so much of men that the poor men cant manage the woman and the work required to get/keep her

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