Black River Safari- Jamaica

I did a tour of the Black River in St. Elizabeth, Jamaica Yesterday via the Black River Safari tour. It was actually quite interesting. I had fun but it was mostly relaxing and i loved that. The boat ride was comfortable and lasted about and hour and a half. My tour guide was fun. He even pulled of the scripted jokes, had me laughing a bit. He's also, along with the other tour guides, white, without knowing it...(no disrespect to white people, i'm not racist) but u know i get that white persons do crazy stuff mentality from TV, because under no circumstances was anyone gonna get to me to rubbing shoulders with any alligators. Nehoo here are my sparse pictures. I'm not a professional as you will soon see but i took some pictures anyway....

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Pizza Hut's Shoddy Service

Now, I'm never one to put up with crappy service from anywhere. I am not particularly receptive to bad service, i just don't put up with foolishness on a whole. So imagine my shock with dealing with Pizza Hut Liguanea, Kingston, Jamaica!!! I'm sitting here going "what the phuck!!!"I called Pizza Hut at 6:30 and ordered my usual, medium Hawaiian. As usual the receptionist took my order and told me 45 minutes to an hour. They've never actually delivered within an hour (i live 15 mintues, MAX from the store) so i don't know why i don't just say delivery in one hour. Anyway I waited, didnt bat an eyelash till after an hour. Unlike my usual self i didn't call i just busied my self watching TV. But then 8:00 rolled around and I'm like no man, this...

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Random Thought (1)

"Never love a man more than he loves his car." Yakeisha Towns...

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Patois (Patwa) Bible?

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Kung Fu Panda

So after a ridiculously horrible day, I decided i needed to laugh and smile and relax and chill and calm myself down....(all without any alcohol, quite a feat) but i figured it out; i decided to drag my behind to Cineplex and watch Kung Fu Panda.I well expected there to be a bunch of little ones but as luck would have it, i chose to go watch the movie on a day where a whole class of what seemed like 6-8 yr olds were gonna be there. Yeah me...Anyway i had no problems really, turns out i really love kids and they don't bug me at all...( i leave that to adults)...As much as i love them i sat way out of their reach, didn't want any soda or popcorn butter getting all over im in their excitement. But some things occured to me while i was there....the...

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The Problem with men is...

Drum Roll please.......Women....can u believe, who would have thought, right?Now i suppose it sounds as though i'm selling out my fellow women but it would seem as though all that is man revolves around woman and therefore it must mean that the problem with men is....Woman...right?Now, it seems to me that all men do is to impress women. They buy fancy cars that go too fast and make too much noise, all in the name of impressing us women. They work all their lives in order to make enough money to buy other things, big toys, in oder to impress us, women. They go to the gym and spend hours and hours and hours working out in order to build muscles and get a nice lean body in order to impress us women. They go to parties dressed to kill with a wad of cash in their pockets to pick up women. Buy...

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The Land of Coins

In high school, sixth form to be exact, my friend and i weren't exactly the model students. Unfortunately for my grades I wasn't particularly interested in sitting in English Literature class for all of 4 sessions. Like hello, I know that reading all 10 books was important but seriously, how did they expect me to read them when i had to sit in class for hours listening to my Literature teacher going on and on about all sorts of stuff ( i wouldn't know what, my friend and i never spent much time in that class).Which reminds me, thats not what this post is about...lolSo anyway, my friend and I ( yes the same one) spent a lot of our time out of class doing a lot of things we shouldn't have been doing. I can't really divulge what, without incriminating ourselves, but i do remember going to my...

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And a Merry Christmas to you too...

WOW its the start of a new year. HAPPY NEW YEAR...Christmas was just around the corner and it felt like no Christmas at all. I don't think i'm even sure i know what Christmas is supposed to be about...I cant ever remember it being about anything religious, well actually, when i was very small it was, that's when my great grandfather was the pastor for our church and my grand aunt was the head deaconess. Ha, that was clearly eons ago....But i used to look forward to Christmas...at least a few years ago Christmas meant holidays from school, the end of exams, etc. Food, lots and lots of it, presents, the trees, the lights, seeing all the family that usually come back from foreign, going to visit my grandparents, getting money and heading out to see my friends at Grand Market.But now, i have no...

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