...and why can't I have Morphine!!!!!!!

I'm not one of the lucky ladies who have mother nature sneak up on random days and leave without any painful evidence of her arrival. No, I get it all. Whatever that's out there I manage to get. So days before she even arrives, she sends her messengers just as a reminder that her arrival is near and she plans to wreak her usual havoc. Yay me! sigh.

Now I've been visiting doctors since I was 12 years old in an attempt to figure out what on earth was going on with this ridiculous amount of pain. As usual everyone prescribed the usual, worth absolutely nothing, must get endorsements from pharmaceutical companies for distributing these meds, painkillers. You know the ones, Panadol, Midol, Panadene, Baralgin, Alleve, Motrin-Ibuprofen etc...you get the idea. Anything you can think of, I've had it. Nothing works, is the point really and I sit there very single month wondering, why, why oh why cant I please get me some Morphine, some Oxycotin, some Vicodin, is it too much to ask for painless bliss each and every month? Ladies? I mean, whats the big deal, so what if they can be habit forming, so can all those other nonsense in a pill, that we devour every month. I think its time i start demanding that my docs give me what I want. Simple...done...

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I Hate Rainy Mornings

Don't you just hate mornings when it rains. Ugh! Mornings like these I walk with a stone in my back pocket and an evil glimmer in my eyes. I know someone will splash me- these unconscionable motorists!

And so the miserable day begin...

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I take kids over adults anyday.

This morning I'm standing in the line at the staff canteen and a woman comes up behind me with her daughter, about 2years old and her mother. Cute little girl, I thought. Anyway, little girl decides she doesn't want to stand, she wants mommy to lift her up and mommy is not having it. Little girl starts to cry and whine. Her mom is ignoring her, fine, crying kids don't bug me at all. Poor little kid gets even more miserable and starts to cry even more, still not a bother to me, kids cry alllll the time.

I was quite fine until this woman comes up and starts to taunt the child, I suppose in an effort to get her to stop crying. But lord, she is the one I wanted to turn around and slap and tell her how annoying she is and she should stop the stupidity this minute! Here she is telling the child "puppy a come, puppy a come", I suppose the kids is afraid of puppies, so she starts to cry even more. The mother, quite sensible so far, says 'now she going to want to come up even more' i could hear the frustration in her voice. The same blasted woman, clearly could not get the hint and continues 'i gonna call Ms.____ make she come beat you" and she goes on and on and on until the poor mother just takes up the child and walks away. Age is clearly no indication of wisdom, unfortunately.

Some adults can just be so blasted stupid and counterproductive. Its like hearing kids crying and hearing their parents say, 'if you don't shut up i going to beat you' or they beat them in order to try and get them to shut up, or shout at them, tell them even worse things. Wow, great! that worked right? Take up a book or something. If your kid is difficult, go ask someone how to deal with them. Our culture treats kids as though they are second class citizens. Maybe if we treated them more like people instead of thing we own, maybe they would be just a little bit better to handle...just maybe...

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Product of the Month- July

Lysol All purpose cleaner.......seriously I wonder what I would do without my bottle of Lysol All Purpose Cleaner. It's like magic in a bottle. You really should try it, trust me, you should. Now I have every reason to believe it can clean all the things its traditionally supposed to. It cleans clothes, shoes, counters, toilets, walls EVERYTHING! But I wonder if it could clean all the other random things in life we really want cleaned up. Maybe BP should try it on the Oil Spill, and just in case you have been living under a rock for a while check that story out here, or maybe you can spray a bottle of it in your 16yr old daughter's mouth, then voila! Or maybe your life needs a little cleaning to get rid of the random people you've been wanting to get rid of for years but can never seem to figure out how to.

In any case i give Lysol all purpose cleaner a whopping 8/10 for its ability to clean pretty much every and anything it says it will. I would give it a 10/10 if it had managed to clean the dishes automatically by just having it sitting on the counter but that's for another blog...muah

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I'm sober- Really I am

Snack machines at work should also have beer...That is all!!!!

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