Sugar Daddy Me

This morning, right before i got into work, I work at UWI, i saw this car stop a couple feet in front of me, and out pops a young girl. She looked as though she was in first year (ah the freshers have this young, fresh, expectant look still, not the i want to leave this flipping place look) step out of a car and off to her classes...we hope...i instinctively looked at who was driving (cause me fass a so me stay...lol) i thought, oh cool her dad dropped her off. In the next instant, almost reflexively i thought..."or at least i hope its her dad"...Sigh...

I couldn't help but automatically think that this guy could be her man, her sugar daddy. According to Wiki, yes wiki actually has a definition for sugar daddy, can you believe it! A "Sugar Daddy" is a older man who gets involved with a younger girl and spend whole heap of money on her, basically. The fact that my mind went instantly to the sugar daddy thing probably meant that this sugar daddy thing is quite common. And, shockingly (can u hear the sarcasm in my voice :)), it is. I actually know a few people who have sugar daddies. Just have the little old men giving them all they want and need, school fee, clothes, money, apartments, everything! But then i cant help but wonder....how is the sex though! I mean i have never looked on anyone over 35 yrs and gone hmmm sexy, i'd like to sleep with him. It's so odd, i can't imagine what it would be like. But many people opt for it so it cant be that bad right?!
Well that it...I've decided that i want someone to Sugar Daddy me....NOT

Oh...did you know that Sugar daddy literally meant a Sugar Plantation Owner? Well thats where it came from...according to Wiki.

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Contact Me

Well I thought I'd give you guys a way to contact me if you so desire About anything, maybe you have a comment thats not related to any particular post, about the blog in general etc. Feel free to say hi.

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Oh and later on if you come back...i hope you do...then you can always leave a comment in my Contact Me bar on the right ->...about anything...

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Application for a "Goodaz"

"Goodaz fi dem gyal you a goodaz fi dem
goodaz fi dem gyal you a goodaz fi dem
so walk out walk out wid you fren (lawd)
just look pon dem an sing
mi back mi back mi back mi back mi back back back (rah)"

Tony Matterhorn- "Goodaz"

I thought it interesting. The term "goodaz" has been floating around so much, ah what music can do. Some people don't even know what a Goodaz is. This is kinda my idea of what a "Goodaz" is...so check out the application form, hey you can even fill it out and send it in if you like...lol...see if you qualify to be a goodaz.

See my application for a "goodaz" here or click this link Application for Goodaz

You'll be required to open a word document...don't worry you wont have to save it...

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Things You Are Better Off Not Knowing

There are so many scary facts floating around out there, that we really probably would be better off not knowing about. But...since I know and i feel a tinge of "bad mind", and knowledge is in fact power and i want everyone to have the opportunity to experience the joys of power (the wonderful person i am), I thought I'd share.

So here is a list of some of the things we really would have been better off not knowing. Yes, these are all true, according to some study somewhere. I don't want to shock you too much so I'll just give you about five today.

1. On average, your office desk has 400 times more bacteria than your toilet. Yes, your office desk, the one you are sitting at now, while you are reading this, and probably eating your lunch, or breakfast at, has more bacteria than your toilet!

2.Once a human reaches the age of 35 s/he will start loosing about 7 million brain cells a day and those will never, ever be replaced! Yeah, i can see you there trying to pretend you don't remember your age.

3. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth! Yow that is some scary stuff. Mosquitoes have more teeth than we do. Those blood suckers, well the women anyway :)

4. Four sunken nuclear submarines are presently sitting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One of them, somewhere off the coast of Bermuda has 16 live nuclear warheads. According to scientists corrosion could lead to a nuclear chain reaction!!!

5. Rats multiply so quickly that in two months two rats could have over 1 million descendants

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I Think my Boss is....

I don't want to say crazy. I mean, its not nice to say people are crazy but she drives me crazy and she knows it. I've manged to, over the years, get a hold of my tongue, to some extent. I no longer just say what i want, how i feel, whenever i want. I hear that's what makes us civil and tolerable and stuff like that, that's, well, people say, important. What i haven't, however, managed to do is...(sigh) mask my feelings on my face. What I'm thinking shows, especially if I'm thinking any of the above things, "what the f^&K are you talking about", "you are so annoying me right now", "go away", "i just spent 3 months working on that and it was fine the last 300 times i carried it to you for approval, what the f*@!k you mean you want...changed?!" Yah, so you can imagine the relationship with me and my boss.

My boss is a wonderful young lady. She's hired me twice now, on two separate projects. I like her, i really do, she's funny and fun, she's understanding, and she has taught me a lot. BUT...lord, she drive me up the fricking wall half the time. My boss is....
My boss has a tendency to warp time. Here's why i say that. I am a research assistant. That means i have infinite amount of tasks to do on any given day. My boss tells me exactly what she wants and i do it. She'll sometimes give me a list of about 3-4 things that need to be done and the time frame in which she wants it. Of course, she asks me how long each will take. I ask her what is most important and i give her a time frame taking into consideration the fact that i might work on more than one task simultaneously. Now of course whatever time i work out with my well proven equation will be tripled because my dear boss:

1. Will always come with a new task in the middle of the ones i am already doing that needs to be done urgently. So drop everything else and do it now. Which is fine. What drives me crazy, is that she still expects all the other things to be done in the same time frame that i originally gave. Hello! were u not there when you have me something else to do that took DAYS! What else irks me is that she will ask me one hundred million times how "its coming along" what the hell does that mean! It's a thing to be done, its either finished or not. If u say you want it by Thursday, don't ask me on Tuesday how its going. If i had a problem i would have come to you! Next thing...(sigh) My boss sees me at 4:30 pm (that's when work lets out) and she asks have you done The Report yet? I say no, i haven't. Great. We go home, i get in at 8:20 next morning (work starts at 8:30) and she is in my office by 8:25 with "so how's the report coming along". Hello!!!!!!!! "you do realize that i don't work here over night right?" And of course....there is the face i can't hide. And she knows it because this is where i look up at her with "THE LOOK" she says "OK" and leaves my office. Sigh....
But let me reiterate. My boss, i like, but my boss is....

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